








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 675 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 470 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10369 | 30% |
| Smokes | 8787 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 8403 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6489 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,207,071 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 573 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | muussi | 54% | 74 |
| #2 | kairaaja | 49% | 78 |
| #3 | vetula | 47% | 89 |
| #4 | ikke | 44% | 120 |
| #5 | JalluPena | 41% | 174 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | JalluPena | 41% | 174 |
| #6 | Jackreacher | 41% | 95 |
| #7 | Nik Varg | 38% | 90 |
| #8 | havosen tavja | 27% | 44 |
| #9 | Joqqu5 | 25% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vetula | 10 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | JalluPena | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | kairaaja | 9 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Joqqu5 | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | muussi | 6 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 777 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #2 | vetula | 377 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #3 | ikke | 335 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | muussi | 271 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #5 | Jackreacher | 205 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | +4.45 | 73 | 75 |
| #2 | muussi | +1.07 | 73 | 81 |
| #3 | ikke | +0.51 | 67 | 63 |
| #4 | vkuistinen | -0.42 | 46 | 74 |
| #5 | havosen tavja | -0.42 | 60 | 60 |





