








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 372 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2277 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,397 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 837 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1190 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1163 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1207 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,455 of utility $183 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 119 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RushBee | 76% | 59 |
| #2 | barry | 76% | 159 |
| #3 | KR1ST0F | 75% | 110 |
| #4 | Kadai Paneer | 74% | 34 |
| #5 | w0RLD | 73% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barry | 60 | 0.0196 |
| #2 | Widower | 29 | 0.0163 |
| #3 | preeti.exe | 15 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | KR1ST0F | 12 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | w0RLD | 11 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Widower | 453 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | barry | 357 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | RushBee | 213 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | preeti.exe | 167 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | KR1ST0F | 141 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KR1ST0F | +3.56 | 85 | 52 |
| #2 | barry | +2.26 | 51 | 60 |
| #3 | RushBee | +2.16 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | w0RLD | +2.10 | 76 | 34 |
| #5 | RIDDLESDICE | +1.94 | 88 | 47 |





