








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




103 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6322 | 44% |
| Smokes | 2777 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2262 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3038 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,325 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 787 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barry | 127 | 0.0220 |
| #2 | w0RLD | 36 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | preeti.exe | 36 | 0.0132 |
| #4 | KR1ST0F | 32 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | RIDDLESDICE | 24 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barry | 671 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | preeti.exe | 345 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | w0RLD | 327 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | KR1ST0F | 202 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | RushBee | 192 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KR1ST0F | +3.15 | 81 | 46 |
| #2 | w0RLD | +2.94 | 81 | 34 |
| #3 | barry | +2.57 | 50 | 59 |
| #4 | RIDDLESDICE | +2.04 | 89 | 49 |
| #5 | Leon. | +1.55 | 87 | 42 |





