








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




168 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4506 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4147 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4170 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3655 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2961 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,072,482 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1032 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | w0RLD | 72% | 385 |
| #7 | Widower | 69% | 309 |
| #8 | preeti.exe | 67% | 234 |
| #9 | RIDDLESDICE | 66% | 196 |
| #10 | ☠✞THE_PÛÑÏŚHÊR✞☠ | 63% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Widower | 84 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | preeti.exe | 49 | 0.0107 |
| #3 | KR1ST0F | 42 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | w0RLD | 36 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | Leon. | 33 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Widower | 1466 | 0.26 | 37 min |
| #2 | preeti.exe | 521 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | w0RLD | 447 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #4 | KR1ST0F | 370 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #5 | RushBee | 367 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KR1ST0F | +3.36 | 82 | 44 |
| #2 | w0RLD | +2.61 | 79 | 37 |
| #3 | barry | +2.08 | 50 | 59 |
| #4 | Leon. | +1.85 | 86 | 44 |
| #5 | RIDDLESDICE | +1.82 | 88 | 50 |





