








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 524 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,333 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2437 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2258 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1229 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1409 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $434,730 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KR1ST0F | 79% | 80 |
| #2 | Leon. | 76% | 59 |
| #3 | barry | 74% | 110 |
| #4 | w0RLD | 72% | 57 |
| #5 | Widower | 70% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barry | 39 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | Widower | 21 | 0.0194 |
| #3 | KR1ST0F | 17 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | Leon. | 11 | 0.0098 |
| #5 | preeti.exe | 7 | 0.0162 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Widower | 281 | 0.26 | 7 min |
| #2 | barry | 226 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | KR1ST0F | 114 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Leon. | 57 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | w0RLD | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KR1ST0F | +3.81 | 83 | 49 |
| #2 | barry | +2.39 | 52 | 59 |
| #3 | w0RLD | +2.03 | 84 | 50 |
| #4 | RIDDLESDICE | +1.79 | 91 | 41 |
| #5 | Leon. | +1.70 | 89 | 40 |





