








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 89 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4756 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,873 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1558 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2748 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 809 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 2758 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $984,501 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 222 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Widower | 66% | 268 |
| #9 | RIDDLESDICE | 63% | 201 |
| #10 | soulislaw | 63% | 35 |
| #11 | ♤︎❣︎!>bO! <!❣ | 63% | 32 |
| #12 | ✪Jordi | 62% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barry | 128 | 0.0175 |
| #2 | Widower | 79 | 0.0158 |
| #3 | preeti.exe | 52 | 0.0113 |
| #4 | KR1ST0F | 37 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | RIDDLESDICE | 28 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Widower | 1350 | 0.27 | 34 min |
| #2 | barry | 769 | 0.11 | 20 min |
| #3 | preeti.exe | 561 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | RIDDLESDICE | 337 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | KR1ST0F | 304 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KR1ST0F | +2.90 | 81 | 40 |
| #2 | w0RLD | +2.59 | 79 | 37 |
| #3 | barry | +1.89 | 50 | 59 |
| #4 | RIDDLESDICE | +1.72 | 88 | 52 |
| #5 | Leon. | +1.71 | 84 | 42 |





