








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 857 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Premier | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




56 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6500 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2096 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3439 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 773 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 3793 | 38% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,324,325 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 770 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RushBee | 79% | 80 |
| #2 | Leon. | 75% | 110 |
| #3 | barry | 75% | 340 |
| #4 | ☠✞THE_PÛÑÏŚHÊR✞☠ | 74% | 170 |
| #5 | w0RLD | 73% | 302 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | preeti.exe | 70% | 152 |
| #9 | Widower | 70% | 212 |
| #10 | ♤︎❣︎!>bO! <!❣ | 70% | 135 |
| #11 | Kadai Paneer | 69% | 42 |
| #12 | Discalculia#PKMKB | 65% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barry | 107 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | Widower | 63 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | preeti.exe | 32 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | w0RLD | 26 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Leon. | 22 | 0.0106 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Widower | 1058 | 0.28 | 26 min |
| #2 | ♤︎❣︎!>bO! <!❣ | 811 | 0.31 | 21 min |
| #3 | barry | 661 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #4 | w0RLD | 350 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | preeti.exe | 328 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KR1ST0F | +3.48 | 82 | 47 |
| #2 | w0RLD | +2.33 | 80 | 36 |
| #3 | barry | +2.15 | 51 | 59 |
| #4 | ♤︎❣︎!>bO! <!❣ | +1.98 | 78 | 68 |
| #5 | ☠✞THE_PÛÑÏŚHÊR✞☠ | +1.97 | 82 | 48 |





