








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3676 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 921 matches | ||
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 137 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15904 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 69,792 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18073 | 26% |
| Smokes | 18416 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 14223 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 19080 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,227,675 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3644 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timbalandz | 69% | 72 |
| #2 | Blade of Saeldor | 63% | 177 |
| #3 | djin | 62% | 117 |
| #4 | NuGzMeister | 60% | 81 |
| #5 | stemu | 57% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | HeimoBoy | 52% | 282 |
| #17 | PSOTY | 52% | 242 |
| #18 | n0rppa | 50% | 367 |
| #19 | irppa | 50% | 123 |
| #20 | M8 | 47% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Рэй <> | 25 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | djin | 18 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Khasq | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Blade of Saeldor | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | stemu | 10 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khasq | 1494 | 0.17 | 38 min |
| #2 | Johnny F. Raider | 1118 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #3 | ePä ReHtI☂ ePäBaNjO☂ | 941 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #4 | PSOTY | 844 | 0.15 | 25 min |
| #5 | HeimoBoy | 564 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kakkanen | +2.34 | 79 | 77 |
| #2 | Johnny F. Raider | +2.20 | 75 | 80 |
| #3 | Natzku☂ | +1.70 | 76 | 64 |
| #4 | Рэй <> | +1.38 | 77 | 67 |
| #5 | PSOTY | +0.93 | 78 | 71 |





