








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 694 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,680 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4512 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6536 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5747 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7885 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,857,579 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 505 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NuGzMeister | 67% | 46 |
| #2 | Blade of Saeldor | 62% | 71 |
| #3 | djin | 62% | 42 |
| #4 | Jokke | 62% | 104 |
| #5 | stemu | 61% | 110 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #17 | Khasq | 55% | 267 |
| #18 | Iikkaaaa | 54% | 178 |
| #19 | ☜☆☞Gigguℓα☜☆☞ | 52% | 81 |
| #20 | Рэй <> | 52% | 87 |
| #21 | Kakkanen | 50% | 367 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khasq | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Natzku☂ | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Kakkanen | 3 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Iikkaaaa | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | M8 | 3 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kakkanen | 1541 | 0.19 | 40 min |
| #2 | Khasq | 1104 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #3 | Johnny F. Raider | 816 | 0.20 | 21 min |
| #4 | PSOTY | 803 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #5 | ePä ReHtI☂ ePäBaNjO☂ | 476 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Johnny F. Raider | +2.69 | 77 | 82 |
| #2 | Natzku☂ | +2.64 | 77 | 63 |
| #3 | PSOTY | +2.01 | 81 | 72 |
| #4 | Kakkanen | +1.80 | 79 | 78 |
| #5 | djin | +0.86 | 59 | 64 |





