








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1717 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 564 matches | ||
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,180 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8308 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9143 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6519 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 7210 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,166,577 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Рэй <> | 64% | 120 |
| #2 | stemu | 64% | 55 |
| #3 | ePä ReHtI☂ ePäBaNjO☂ | 64% | 129 |
| #4 | HeimoBoy | 61% | 110 |
| #5 | djin | 61% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #16 | Timbalandz | 53% | 47 |
| #17 | Mathe | 53% | 140 |
| #18 | lystimpi | 52% | 46 |
| #19 | Kakkanen | 52% | 242 |
| #20 | Glastone | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | djin | 32 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | Рэй <> | 16 | 0.0060 |
| #3 | Khasq | 10 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Iikkaaaa | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Jokke | 7 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Khasq | 1473 | 0.19 | 38 min |
| #2 | Kakkanen | 984 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #3 | Iikkaaaa | 559 | 0.09 | 11 min |
| #4 | Jokke | 502 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #5 | Johnny F. Raider | 469 | 0.20 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Natzku☂ | +2.29 | 79 | 61 |
| #2 | Kakkanen | +1.84 | 78 | 78 |
| #3 | PSOTY | +1.79 | 81 | 70 |
| #4 | Рэй <> | +1.79 | 82 | 66 |
| #5 | Johnny F. Raider | +1.78 | 78 | 73 |





