








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 398 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4891 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,120 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1906 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2127 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1446 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2641 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $633,129 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 107 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | minecraftmarco2008 | 75% | 36 |
| #2 | brian | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | Clumsy | 73% | 30 |
| #4 | weine | 70% | 63 |
| #5 | fArt | 68% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Clumsy | 73% | 30 |
| #4 | weine | 70% | 63 |
| #5 | fArt | 68% | 56 |
| #6 | dinner | 67% | 39 |
| #7 | wyan | 66% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weine | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | minecraftmarco2008 | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | wyan | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | brian | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | fArt | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fArt | 370 | 0.31 | 10 min |
| #2 | weine | 234 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | dinner | 185 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | wyan | 149 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | Clumsy | 100 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donk | +5.18 | 91 | 51 |
| #2 | weine | +3.80 | 91 | 72 |
| #3 | minecraftmarco2008 | +2.78 | 88 | 53 |
| #4 | dinner | +1.41 | 67 | 80 |
| #5 | Clumsy | +0.37 | 76 | 58 |





