








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 910 matches | ||
| Faceit | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 264 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8989 | 23% |
| Smokes | 11594 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6944 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 11229 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,222,189 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2594 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clumsy | 59% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clumsy | 59% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clumsy | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Clumsy | 286 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | minecraftmarco2008 | +1.05 | 84 | 55 |
| #2 | Clumsy | +0.15 | 73 | 63 |





