








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,654 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3825 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3345 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2153 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3331 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $675,193 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kommi666 | 89% | 44 |
| #2 | FromBehind?! | 81% | 43 |
| #3 | xtnkt | 78% | 93 |
| #4 | traditions | 78% | 36 |
| #5 | Ashamed | 76% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | fArt | 72% | 218 |
| #10 | donk | 70% | 63 |
| #11 | wyan | 69% | 154 |
| #12 | skruubz | 62% | 60 |
| #13 | dinner | 60% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtnkt | 28 | 0.0165 |
| #2 | bango | 15 | 0.0126 |
| #3 | wyan | 12 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | fArt | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | owen | 6 | 0.0136 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fArt | 1388 | 0.32 | 38 min |
| #2 | wyan | 456 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | xtnkt | 430 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #4 | dinner | 406 | 0.23 | 11 min |
| #5 | bango | 293 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weine | +4.14 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | Ashamed | +2.06 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | donk | +1.57 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | skruubz | +1.55 | 75 | 75 |
| #5 | shrooney | +1.51 | 81 | 61 |





