








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Faceit | 254 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,278 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7601 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8114 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5835 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6728 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,100,208 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1820 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kommi666 | 74% | 42 |
| #2 | weine | 69% | 154 |
| #3 | shrooney | 67% | 39 |
| #4 | traditions | 66% | 86 |
| #5 | donk | 66% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Tills | 58% | 67 |
| #11 | bango | 58% | 76 |
| #12 | Noggenfogger | 52% | 50 |
| #13 | aero | 52% | 58 |
| #14 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 51% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tills | 22 | 0.0156 |
| #2 | fArt | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 14 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | weine | 10 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | xtnkt | 10 | 0.0084 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fArt | 1800 | 0.33 | 51 min |
| #2 | weine | 597 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #3 | dinner | 504 | 0.24 | 14 min |
| #4 | bango | 348 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #5 | skruubz | 314 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weine | +3.52 | 92 | 72 |
| #2 | skruubz | +2.15 | 78 | 74 |
| #3 | wyan | +1.95 | 87 | 70 |
| #4 | donk | +1.76 | 87 | 51 |
| #5 | xtnkt | +1.56 | 72 | 65 |





