








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 366 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 172 matches | ||
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3344 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3515 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3044 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3545 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $672,468 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 587 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donk | 73% | 30 |
| #2 | sascha | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | trance | 66% | 86 |
| #4 | CLOUDZINO ♿ | 64% | 102 |
| #5 | ʜᴇᴀʟɴᴄʀᴜꜱʜ | 62% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Keago :) | 61% | 49 |
| #8 | minecraftmarco2008 | 59% | 74 |
| #9 | Ashamed | 53% | 32 |
| #10 | Moose | 46% | 39 |
| #11 | Pancakes | 39% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moose | 9 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | minecraftmarco2008 | 8 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | trance | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | CLOUDZINO ♿ | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Ashamed | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CLOUDZINO ♿ | 571 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #2 | trance | 479 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #3 | Keago :) | 218 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | minecraftmarco2008 | 174 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Moose | 163 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | donk | +2.46 | 85 | 58 |
| #2 | CLOUDZINO ♿ | +1.78 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | sascha | +0.85 | 82 | 47 |
| #4 | minecraftmarco2008 | +0.79 | 85 | 58 |
| #5 | Clumsy | +0.75 | 75 | 63 |





