








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 284 matches | ||
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,618 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16429 | 38% |
| Smokes | 10514 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8389 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 8286 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,091 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3028 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ashamed | 79% | 42 |
| #2 | kommi666 | 75% | 73 |
| #3 | shrooney | 75% | 51 |
| #4 | weine | 72% | 218 |
| #5 | xtnkt | 72% | 191 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | dinner | 63% | 96 |
| #14 | n1 N1h0N | 62% | 81 |
| #15 | Fredrick™ | 60% | 96 |
| #16 | oomi | 56% | 59 |
| #17 | gohan | 53% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xtnkt | 39 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | bango | 30 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | traditions | 26 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | wyan | 23 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | weine | 16 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skruubz | 1033 | 0.23 | 30 min |
| #2 | xtnkt | 944 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #3 | bango | 873 | 0.21 | 23 min |
| #4 | wyan | 868 | 0.16 | 24 min |
| #5 | traditions | 849 | 0.18 | 22 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | weine | +4.02 | 91 | 72 |
| #2 | skruubz | +3.24 | 80 | 74 |
| #3 | oomi | +3.17 | 87 | 53 |
| #4 | Ashamed | +3.01 | 82 | 65 |
| #5 | xtnkt | +2.23 | 73 | 67 |





