








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2051 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 222 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4760 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,834 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2169 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3453 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2486 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2726 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,375,708 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 492 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realzen | 72% | 50 |
| #2 | kosto | 70% | 44 |
| #3 | shisen | 67% | 66 |
| #4 | nikk0☆ | 65% | 23 |
| #5 | Dont Worry ૐ | 65% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | SaltyPatty | 59% | 226 |
| #8 | En3rget1c | 56% | 132 |
| #9 | DENJI | 52% | 50 |
| #10 | Mafi | 49% | 37 |
| #11 | BlacK | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nogyyy | 9 | 0.0147 |
| #2 | shisen | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | realzen | 8 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | En3rget1c | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | BlacK | 7 | 0.0123 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SaltyPatty | 1100 | 0.24 | 25 min |
| #2 | realzen | 226 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mafi | 178 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | En3rget1c | 141 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | Dont Worry ૐ | 116 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | realzen | +2.84 | 87 | 56 |
| #2 | shisen | +2.43 | 91 | 51 |
| #3 | Beavis- | +1.97 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | nikk0☆ | +1.74 | 80 | 53 |
| #5 | kosto | +1.50 | 86 | 59 |





