








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 946 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 214 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3378 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7410 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5818 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4597 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5665 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,354,121 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koli^_^ | 61% | 36 |
| #2 | Beavis- | 59% | 226 |
| #3 | nikky | 58% | 33 |
| #4 | BOMBARDiAN | 57% | 47 |
| #5 | En3rget1c | 57% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | DENJI | 51% | 35 |
| #9 | lolíček | 51% | 109 |
| #10 | PAPA MUNTZ | 51% | 53 |
| #11 | Mafi | 48% | 52 |
| #12 | Kr1ppsen | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beavis- | 12 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Dont Worry ૐ | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | lolíček | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | En3rget1c | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Riso | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dont Worry ૐ | 765 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #2 | Beavis- | 438 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #3 | PAPA MUNTZ | 312 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #4 | Mafi | 244 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | Riso | 227 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riso | +3.95 | 94 | 68 |
| #2 | BOMBARDiAN | +2.87 | 92 | 69 |
| #3 | PAPA MUNTZ | +2.82 | 74 | 81 |
| #4 | Beavis- | +2.66 | 84 | 65 |
| #5 | Dont Worry ૐ | +2.47 | 80 | 59 |





