








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,046 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 718 | 24% |
| Smokes | 683 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 870 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 775 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $569,190 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | maradona10x | 86% | 14 |
| #2 | Juryyy | 80% | 10 |
| #3 | mcq | 76% | 17 |
| #4 | M1LNESS | 73% | 26 |
| #5 | Daytonko | 68% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Beavis- | 67% | 66 |
| #8 | K1LLU4- | 64% | 11 |
| #9 | Nogyyy | 55% | 40 |
| #10 | SaltyPatty | 54% | 13 |
| #11 | En3rget1c | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beavis- | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | kosto | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | Nogyyy | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #4 | M1LNESS | 1 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Daytonko | 1 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kosto | 145 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #2 | Beavis- | 112 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | SaltyPatty | 70 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #4 | Nogyyy | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | maradona10x | 49 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shisen | +2.52 | 91 | 50 |
| #2 | mcq | +2.51 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | kosto | +2.13 | 88 | 60 |
| #4 | maradona10x | +1.75 | 89 | 71 |
| #5 | Juryyy | +1.48 | 90 | 51 |





