








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1259 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 954 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,651 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4845 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6682 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1942 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 6182 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,542,995 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRRRRR | 59% | 230 |
| #2 | Dont Worry ૐ | 58% | 113 |
| #3 | SaltyPatty | 57% | 113 |
| #4 | Beavis- | 56% | 132 |
| #5 | imik | 54% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | imik | 960 | 0.23 | 22 min |
| #2 | SaltyPatty | 569 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #3 | GRRRRR | 498 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #4 | Beavis- | 279 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | Dont Worry ૐ | 269 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | En3rget1c | +2.10 | 86 | 41 |
| #2 | Beavis- | +1.54 | 82 | 66 |
| #3 | Dont Worry ૐ | +0.98 | 84 | 57 |
| #4 | GRRRRR | +0.81 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | imik | +0.09 | 73 | 64 |





