








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 447 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,472 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1410 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1569 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1670 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1823 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,127,262 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | kairaaja | 35% | 31 |
| #11 | Juksu | 31% | 16 |
| #12 | Jeb | 30% | 20 |
| #13 | Jackreacher | 29% | 28 |
| #14 | vkuistinen | 27% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Pale | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Joqqu5 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Nik Varg | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | kairaaja | 3 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | 510 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | Pale | 271 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | Joqqu5 | 209 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | vkuistinen | 198 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | ikke | 181 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JalluPena | +4.85 | 74 | 75 |
| #2 | hiiva | +2.71 | 66 | 66 |
| #3 | vvebeツ | +2.13 | 75 | 61 |
| #4 | Pale | +1.91 | 62 | 73 |
| #5 | muussi | +1.39 | 68 | 83 |





