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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Wingman | 57 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,519 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1194 | 47% |
| Smokes | 440 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 686 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 199 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $735,352 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MASAHIIRI | 51% | 35 |
| #2 | rayrrray | 46% | 35 |
| #3 | epo | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | sigma kriper | 41% | 171 |
| #5 | OC | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | rayrrray | 46% | 35 |
| #3 | epo | 42% | 12 |
| #4 | sigma kriper | 41% | 171 |
| #5 | OC | 39% | 23 |
| #6 | uunib269 | 37% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 45 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | MASAHIIRI | 19 | 0.0279 |
| #3 | rayrrray | 6 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | uunib269 | 4 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | OC | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 839 | 0.27 | 20 min |
| #2 | MASAHIIRI | 80 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | uunib269 | 33 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | rayrrray | 30 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | epo | 17 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | +2.75 | 66 | 65 |
| #2 | rayrrray | +0.14 | 62 | 44 |
| #3 | MASAHIIRI | -0.18 | 46 | 47 |
| #4 | epo | -0.21 | 41 | 49 |
| #5 | uunib269 | -0.52 | 52 | 36 |





