








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 583 matches | ||
| Wingman | 311 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




285 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8061 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,925 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16327 | 48% |
| Smokes | 7499 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7902 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2197 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,396,108 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2344 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Darth Jar Jar | 57% | 109 |
| #2 | Etruski00 | 54% | 56 |
| #3 | OC | 47% | 139 |
| #4 | MASAHIIRI | 46% | 284 |
| #5 | epo | 44% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | epo | 44% | 93 |
| #6 | uunib269 | 44% | 309 |
| #7 | rayrrray | 44% | 254 |
| #8 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 41% | 171 |
| #9 | Epizu | 29% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MASAHIIRI | 136 | 0.0255 |
| #2 | uunib269 | 44 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | rayrrray | 43 | 0.0082 |
| #4 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 15 | 0.0047 |
| #5 | Etruski00 | 9 | 0.0077 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MASAHIIRI | 520 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | uunib269 | 450 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 340 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | rayrrray | 257 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | Etruski00 | 221 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | +2.04 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | Darth Jar Jar | +1.69 | 78 | 48 |
| #3 | Etruski00 | +0.56 | 70 | 51 |
| #4 | epo | +0.36 | 58 | 44 |
| #5 | rayrrray | -0.29 | 63 | 43 |





