








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1119 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 471 matches | ||
| Wingman | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4557 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,074 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2085 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3385 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3446 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2158 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,528,435 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1529 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Musta Johtaja | 53% | 38 |
| #2 | uunib269 | 48% | 286 |
| #3 | OC | 48% | 90 |
| #4 | MASAHIIRI | 46% | 97 |
| #5 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 46% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MASAHIIRI | 46% | 97 |
| #5 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 46% | 35 |
| #6 | Cavalry Spin | 45% | 44 |
| #7 | sigma kriper | 44% | 254 |
| #8 | epo | 41% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 117 | 0.0225 |
| #2 | uunib269 | 53 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | MASAHIIRI | 47 | 0.0232 |
| #4 | Musta Johtaja | 39 | 0.0494 |
| #5 | epo | 5 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 1456 | 0.28 | 35 min |
| #2 | uunib269 | 514 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | MASAHIIRI | 264 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | epo | 104 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 75 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | +2.29 | 69 | 65 |
| #2 | Musta Johtaja | +2.17 | 67 | 18 |
| #3 | epo | +1.07 | 55 | 49 |
| #4 | rayrrray | +0.30 | 67 | 43 |
| #5 | MASAHIIRI | -0.14 | 66 | 47 |





