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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1187 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 426 | 17% |
| Smokes | 427 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 972 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 667 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,613 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Musta Johtaja | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | uunib269 | 53% | 100 |
| #3 | MASAHIIRI | 52% | 62 |
| #4 | rayrrray | 48% | 90 |
| #5 | sigma kriper | 47% | 139 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | MASAHIIRI | 52% | 62 |
| #4 | rayrrray | 48% | 90 |
| #5 | sigma kriper | 47% | 139 |
| #6 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 39% | 23 |
| #7 | epo | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 40 | 0.0148 |
| #2 | MASAHIIRI | 30 | 0.0232 |
| #3 | Musta Johtaja | 25 | 0.0553 |
| #4 | uunib269 | 17 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | rayrrray | 16 | 0.0081 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 787 | 0.29 | 20 min |
| #2 | MASAHIIRI | 167 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | uunib269 | 140 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | rayrrray | 101 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 47 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | +3.37 | 64 | 65 |
| #2 | Musta Johtaja | +1.61 | 66 | 19 |
| #3 | epo | +0.94 | 60 | 50 |
| #4 | rayrrray | +0.94 | 61 | 45 |
| #5 | uunib269 | +0.91 | 56 | 40 |





