








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 930 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 393 matches | ||
| Wingman | 144 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




266 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3844 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2983 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2372 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 4595 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 1643 | 14% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,723,676 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1447 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OC | 52% | 62 |
| #2 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | uunib269 | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | epo | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | rayrrray | 46% | 97 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 51% | 35 |
| #3 | uunib269 | 49% | 49 |
| #4 | epo | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | rayrrray | 46% | 97 |
| #6 | sigma kriper | 46% | 284 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 118 | 0.0220 |
| #2 | rayrrray | 20 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | uunib269 | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | OC | 5 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | epo | 5 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 1459 | 0.27 | 33 min |
| #2 | rayrrray | 115 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | KuSHmaR Abahamed | 86 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | uunib269 | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | OC | 50 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | +2.37 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | epo | +1.20 | 54 | 50 |
| #3 | rayrrray | +0.28 | 63 | 42 |
| #4 | MASAHIIRI | +0.12 | 62 | 47 |
| #5 | uunib269 | -0.50 | 52 | 39 |





