








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1049 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 319 matches | ||
| Wingman | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4204 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,880 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2240 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2559 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3212 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1869 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,511,970 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 160 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | MASAHIIRI | 47% | 32 |
| #5 | Epizu | 45% | 136 |
| #6 | sigma kriper | 44% | 93 |
| #7 | rayrrray | 41% | 75 |
| #8 | uunib269 | 35% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | 521 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #2 | Etruski00 | 391 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | Epizu | 134 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | rayrrray | 97 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Naksu | 82 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sigma kriper | +1.25 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | epo | +1.17 | 64 | 47 |
| #3 | MASAHIIRI | -0.16 | 60 | 44 |
| #4 | rayrrray | -0.34 | 66 | 46 |
| #5 | Etruski00 | -0.35 | 71 | 50 |





