








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 317 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2003 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,530 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2034 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2299 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2357 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1840 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $774,642 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Quinnjo | 47% | 189 |
| #7 | rubaiyacht | 47% | 47 |
| #8 | LilKonky4405 | 44% | 63 |
| #9 | engineer.shark2006 | 44% | 32 |
| #10 | SaltedCream™ | 41% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rubaiyacht | 15 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | Quinnjo | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | RushedOrange333 | 10 | 0.0075 |
| #4 | ArmoredFarmer1993 | 7 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Real Dan Cooper 1971 | 6 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quinnjo | 568 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #2 | Real Dan Cooper 1971 | 245 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | RushedOrange333 | 140 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | rubaiyacht | 135 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | ArmoredFarmer1993 | 114 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rubaiyacht | +3.53 | 76 | 55 |
| #2 | Quinnjo | +2.64 | 58 | 64 |
| #3 | DukeWish | +0.37 | 50 | 60 |
| #4 | RushedOrange333 | +0.07 | 58 | 49 |
| #5 | Real Dan Cooper 1971 | -1.20 | 43 | 49 |





