








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 170 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1271 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,032 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1213 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1703 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 392 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 724 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,278 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RushedOrange333 | 65% | 31 |
| #2 | rubaiyacht | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | Quinnjo | 56% | 154 |
| #4 | LilKonky4405 | 56% | 18 |
| #5 | MJL1BS | 55% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MJL1BS | 55% | 60 |
| #6 | ArmoredFarmer1993 | 51% | 85 |
| #7 | engineer.shark2006 | 50% | 18 |
| #8 | SaltedCream™ | 50% | 22 |
| #9 | DukeWish | 50% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quinnjo | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | rubaiyacht | 7 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | RushedOrange333 | 7 | 0.0111 |
| #4 | DukeWish | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | ArmoredFarmer1993 | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quinnjo | 463 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | DukeWish | 406 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #3 | ArmoredFarmer1993 | 115 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | rubaiyacht | 78 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | SaltedCream™ | 68 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rubaiyacht | +4.30 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | Quinnjo | +2.89 | 56 | 64 |
| #3 | RushedOrange333 | +1.23 | 61 | 53 |
| #4 | DukeWish | +0.06 | 48 | 59 |
| #5 | LilKonky4405 | -0.43 | 27 | 41 |





