








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 447 | 20% |
| Smokes | 662 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 462 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 620 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $544,781 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MJL1BS | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | RushedOrange333 | 54% | 35 |
| #3 | rubaiyacht | 52% | 31 |
| #4 | Quinnjo | 51% | 106 |
| #5 | Real Dan Cooper 1971 | 51% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Quinnjo | 51% | 106 |
| #5 | Real Dan Cooper 1971 | 51% | 85 |
| #6 | LilKonky4405 | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | DukeWish | 49% | 88 |
| #8 | engineer.shark2006 | 47% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quinnjo | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | DukeWish | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | rubaiyacht | 6 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | RushedOrange333 | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | Real Dan Cooper 1971 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quinnjo | 296 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #2 | DukeWish | 259 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | Real Dan Cooper 1971 | 183 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | RushedOrange333 | 77 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | rubaiyacht | 74 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rubaiyacht | +4.81 | 73 | 53 |
| #2 | Quinnjo | +2.56 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | RushedOrange333 | +1.00 | 56 | 56 |
| #4 | DukeWish | +0.24 | 46 | 56 |
| #5 | MJL1BS | -1.08 | 68 | 24 |





