








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 372 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10907 | 38% |
| Smokes | 6951 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5233 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5504 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,051,291 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1075 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Diese Hündinnen lieben Sosa | 80% | 35 |
| #2 | Lethal | 69% | 77 |
| #3 | BuuL ✪ | 64% | 135 |
| #4 | the diddler | 63% | 120 |
| #5 | jump | 61% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the diddler | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | husky | 5 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | yawn | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | sunny | 4 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | Tiz | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sunny | +5.36 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | rijyn | +3.26 | 88 | 59 |
| #3 | Lethal | +3.25 | 96 | 31 |
| #4 | the diddler | +2.22 | 67 | 72 |
| #5 | husky | +1.62 | 66 | 53 |





