








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 524 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 904 matches | ||
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 52,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20323 | 38% |
| Smokes | 14804 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5268 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 12410 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,944,657 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 986 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rijyn | 65% | 131 |
| #2 | calzone | 63% | 120 |
| #3 | Kelly | 61% | 218 |
| #4 | Diese Hündinnen lieben Sosa | 61% | 186 |
| #5 | im_actually_a_bot_56 | 60% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rijyn | +5.61 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | Lethal | +3.56 | 94 | 35 |
| #3 | LaChèvre(Yung Chev not yo bitch | +1.91 | 87 | 57 |
| #4 | nochill | +1.87 | 82 | 59 |
| #5 | the diddler | +1.77 | 68 | 73 |





