








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 2394 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




110 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
27988 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4863 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2121 | 9% |
| HE Grenades | 10858 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 6787 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,372,912 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7469 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KiNgGlory | 31 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | 23 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Sheriff Randy | 22 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Carrot | 21 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | ROb | 19 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carrot | 2075 | 0.23 | 64 min |
| #2 | ARMY|OF|JUAN | 1319 | 0.14 | 33 min |
| #3 | KiNgGlory | 1145 | 0.15 | 31 min |
| #4 | Sheriff Randy | 1094 | 0.12 | 25 min |
| #5 | kișkacăt 小猫 | 948 | 0.09 | 24 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rijyn | +4.06 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | Lethal | +3.76 | 97 | 33 |
| #3 | Hardtimex | +3.64 | 57 | 70 |
| #4 | Carrot | +2.49 | 94 | 71 |
| #5 | KiNgGlory | +2.29 | 83 | 73 |





