








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 411 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 329 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,865 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4099 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3699 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2467 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1600 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,926,392 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kurio114514 | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | nayu | 46% | 54 |
| #3 | miyA | 45% | 80 |
| #4 | k1p! | 45% | 65 |
| #5 | omeshima | 44% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | nayu | 46% | 54 |
| #3 | miyA | 45% | 80 |
| #4 | k1p! | 45% | 65 |
| #5 | omeshima | 44% | 142 |
| #6 | hiiragi | 42% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | omeshima | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | hiiragi | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | nayu | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | miyA | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miyA | 348 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | hiiragi | 329 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | omeshima | 305 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | k1p! | 192 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | nayu | 175 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1p! | +2.91 | 83 | 69 |
| #2 | miyA | +1.87 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | v0rtex0q | +0.02 | 66 | 47 |
| #4 | kurio114514 | -0.39 | 22 | 33 |
| #5 | nayu | -1.16 | 82 | 69 |





