








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7370 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11172 | 32% |
| Smokes | 11681 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 5888 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6232 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,666,262 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 208 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | feS4nt | 68% | 117 |
| #2 | 中華製 | 67% | 219 |
| #3 | Remi | 67% | 106 |
| #4 | ALTO | 66% | 129 |
| #5 | deafblind | 63% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nayu | 1032 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #2 | 中華製 | 979 | 0.23 | 24 min |
| #3 | Heno | 707 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #4 | hiiragi | 707 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #5 | ALTO | 651 | 0.25 | 16 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remi | +5.16 | 96 | 54 |
| #2 | 中華製 | +4.32 | 88 | 72 |
| #3 | feS4nt | +4.14 | 82 | 71 |
| #4 | miyA | +1.76 | 72 | 73 |
| #5 | k1p! | +1.71 | 79 | 61 |





