








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
521 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 894 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 304 | 34% |
| Smokes | 181 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 304 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 105 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $166,450 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v0rtex0q | 66% | 44 |
| #2 | BAMMMDD | 58% | 31 |
| #3 | hiiragi | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | miyA | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | 戦犯B | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | hiiragi | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | miyA | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | 戦犯B | 50% | 22 |
| #6 | omeshima | 47% | 15 |
| #7 | fuucyan | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v0rtex0q | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | omeshima | 3 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | BAMMMDD | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v0rtex0q | 109 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | hiiragi | 80 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #3 | BAMMMDD | 60 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | 戦犯B | 36 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | omeshima | 35 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miyA | +6.52 | 69 | 74 |
| #2 | v0rtex0q | +4.98 | 65 | 43 |
| #3 | omeshima | +1.11 | 75 | 57 |
| #4 | kurio114514 | +0.90 | 21 | 34 |
| #5 | hiiragi | +0.28 | 58 | 52 |





