








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1396 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 436 matches | ||
| Faceit | 361 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Renown | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 26 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




132 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13026 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,112 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 13414 | 27% |
| Smokes | 14793 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 8142 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 12763 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,607,648 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3713 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phil | 60% | 98 |
| #2 | horizon | 58% | 372 |
| #3 | Rabbit | 56% | 212 |
| #4 | LiganFs | 55% | 631 |
| #5 | alfie | 55% | 720 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | hayes | 53% | 629 |
| #7 | @fpsterby | 53% | 96 |
| #8 | Chouby | 52% | 243 |
| #9 | :D|D: | 49% | 124 |
| #10 | silver0wn | 42% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alfie | 60 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | LiganFs | 50 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | hayes | 31 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Chouby | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | :D|D: | 15 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiganFs | 2942 | 0.22 | 82 min |
| #2 | alfie | 2303 | 0.15 | 48 min |
| #3 | horizon | 2026 | 0.28 | 59 min |
| #4 | hayes | 1839 | 0.14 | 40 min |
| #5 | Rabbit | 471 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chouby | +2.29 | 77 | 48 |
| #2 | LiganFs | +1.38 | 80 | 72 |
| #3 | Smithy | +0.55 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | hayes | +0.50 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | Rabbit | +0.45 | 80 | 58 |





