








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 546 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Faceit | 82 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,141 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7364 | 43% |
| Smokes | 4425 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2591 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 2761 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $857,108 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 952 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hayes | 59% | 159 |
| #2 | phil | 58% | 83 |
| #3 | Smithy | 58% | 372 |
| #4 | Rabbit | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | alfie | 57% | 173 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | alfie | 57% | 173 |
| #6 | LiganFs | 55% | 156 |
| #7 | :D|D: | 55% | 31 |
| #8 | @fpsterby | 52% | 27 |
| #9 | Chouby | 50% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smithy | 20 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | LiganFs | 7 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | alfie | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | hayes | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | phil | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smithy | 1142 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #2 | LiganFs | 733 | 0.22 | 21 min |
| #3 | alfie | 518 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | hayes | 485 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | phil | 128 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiganFs | +1.75 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | Chouby | +1.54 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | Rabbit | +1.20 | 84 | 62 |
| #4 | hayes | +0.93 | 81 | 65 |
| #5 | Smithy | +0.89 | 83 | 69 |





