








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 299 matches | ||
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Renown | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 63 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9218 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,754 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8988 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7329 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 9085 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7352 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,088,799 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | phil | 61% | 46 |
| #2 | LiganFs | 59% | 458 |
| #3 | horizon | 57% | 173 |
| #4 | Rabbit | 57% | 168 |
| #5 | hayes | 56% | 384 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | hayes | 56% | 384 |
| #6 | Smithy | 55% | 720 |
| #7 | Chouby | 55% | 216 |
| #8 | :D|D: | 48% | 61 |
| #9 | silver0wn | 42% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smithy | 91 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | LiganFs | 29 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | hayes | 16 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Chouby | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | :D|D: | 10 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Smithy | 2469 | 0.16 | 65 min |
| #2 | LiganFs | 2240 | 0.23 | 63 min |
| #3 | horizon | 1104 | 0.31 | 33 min |
| #4 | hayes | 1082 | 0.13 | 25 min |
| #5 | Rabbit | 382 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chouby | +2.34 | 77 | 49 |
| #2 | LiganFs | +1.38 | 81 | 73 |
| #3 | hayes | +0.49 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | Rabbit | +0.33 | 80 | 55 |
| #5 | Smithy | +0.32 | 83 | 68 |





