








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2205 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 405 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 71 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 44 matches | ||
| Renown | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 40 matches | ||
| Esplay | 36 matches | 2,056 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




69 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 54,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 25090 | 46% |
| Smokes | 11192 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 9796 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8528 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,141,205 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4985 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ebbz | 65% | 74 |
| #2 | sh4rkz | 60% | 62 |
| #3 | Veabuen | 56% | 492 |
| #4 | ENCO_- | 55% | 96 |
| #5 | Shipper | 54% | 438 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | atl3 | 50% | 377 |
| #10 | sHREDDAN | 50% | 62 |
| #11 | SteagarN | 49% | 89 |
| #12 | 1pat | 43% | 121 |
| #13 | rist | 43% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flashwood | 16 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Shipper | 13 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Veabuen | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Nilsen | 10 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | atl3 | 6 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shipper | 1246 | 0.14 | 36 min |
| #2 | flashwood | 970 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| #3 | Veabuen | 960 | 0.10 | 25 min |
| #4 | atl3 | 532 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #5 | sHREDDAN | 359 | 0.28 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veabuen | +3.57 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | flashwood | +1.71 | 83 | 71 |
| #3 | ebbz | +1.69 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | sHREDDAN | +1.10 | 50 | 71 |
| #5 | Tore | +1.09 | 80 | 81 |





