








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 387 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,972 | |
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5579 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,440 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1830 | 18% |
| Smokes | 2242 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3044 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3324 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,231,721 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 733 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ebbz | 68% | 40 |
| #2 | sh4rkz | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | uteligger | 62% | 37 |
| #4 | Veabuen | 58% | 206 |
| #5 | ENCO_- | 55% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | atl3 | 50% | 164 |
| #11 | flashwood | 49% | 132 |
| #12 | Booblick | 46% | 28 |
| #13 | hebbbebazzzen | 45% | 33 |
| #14 | Plukkfisk | 43% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tore | 18 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Booblick | 8 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | Shipper | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Veabuen | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | flashwood | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tore | 2615 | 0.39 | 79 min |
| #2 | Shipper | 717 | 0.17 | 22 min |
| #3 | flashwood | 449 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | Veabuen | 421 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | atl3 | 246 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veabuen | +2.83 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | Nilsen | +1.76 | 82 | 51 |
| #3 | ebbz | +1.20 | 86 | 78 |
| #4 | flashwood | +1.19 | 84 | 73 |
| #5 | Tore | +0.52 | 79 | 82 |





