








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 840 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 266 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 36 matches | ||
| Renown | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 2,112 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8023 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5865 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6775 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5646 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 6251 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,440,555 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 410 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1pat | 62% | 47 |
| #2 | sHREDDAN | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | flashwood | 58% | 193 |
| #4 | Nilsen | 58% | 206 |
| #5 | Macho | 58% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | uteligger | 56% | 71 |
| #9 | Tore | 56% | 492 |
| #10 | ENCO_- | 53% | 70 |
| #11 | atl3 | 51% | 167 |
| #12 | Arne | 49% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tore | 27 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Shipper | 11 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | flashwood | 9 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | Arne | 8 | 0.0094 |
| #5 | Nilsen | 6 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tore | 3839 | 0.38 | 114 min |
| #2 | Shipper | 936 | 0.15 | 27 min |
| #3 | flashwood | 674 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #4 | Arne | 228 | 0.27 | 7 min |
| #5 | atl3 | 214 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veabuen | +3.64 | 73 | 68 |
| #2 | flashwood | +1.08 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | Nilsen | +0.71 | 80 | 53 |
| #4 | Tore | +0.65 | 79 | 82 |
| #5 | sHREDDAN | +0.34 | 54 | 71 |





