








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 488 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 217 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Renown | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,857 | |
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4322 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6403 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5904 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4765 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5093 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,633,305 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 653 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Macho | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | Veabuen | 57% | 304 |
| #3 | Tore | 54% | 438 |
| #4 | sh4rkz | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | SteagarN | 54% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | atl3 | 52% | 228 |
| #10 | hebbbebazzzen | 52% | 33 |
| #11 | Plukkfisk | 51% | 55 |
| #12 | uteligger | 51% | 81 |
| #13 | 1pat | 45% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tore | 30 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | flashwood | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Veabuen | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | atl3 | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Macho | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tore | 3134 | 0.36 | 93 min |
| #2 | flashwood | 670 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #3 | Veabuen | 611 | 0.10 | 17 min |
| #4 | atl3 | 277 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | ENCO_- | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Veabuen | +3.61 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | flashwood | +1.86 | 85 | 71 |
| #3 | Nilsen | +1.38 | 80 | 48 |
| #4 | Tore | +0.93 | 77 | 82 |
| #5 | hebbbebazzzen | +0.70 | 73 | 67 |





