








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,669 | |
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,475 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1561 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1886 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1504 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1524 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,710 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Shipper | 51% | 81 |
| #11 | 1pat | 48% | 33 |
| #12 | Bøybels | 40% | 10 |
| #13 | sh4rkz | 40% | 10 |
| #14 | flashwood | 38% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tore | 13 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | atl3 | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Nilsen | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | flashwood | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | rist | 2 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tore | 928 | 0.35 | 28 min |
| #2 | Shipper | 269 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | Veabuen | 152 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | flashwood | 118 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | atl3 | 105 | 0.07 | 2 min |





