








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 219 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,057 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2555 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1676 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1298 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1528 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,449,978 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | masterbait | 53% | 64 |
| #2 | doot | 46% | 185 |
| #3 | frame6476™ | 44% | 176 |
| #4 | Roy from Boccher | 43% | 37 |
| #5 | Rikuhachima Aru | 42% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Rikuhachima Aru | 42% | 183 |
| #6 | puru | 42% | 62 |
| #7 | Kayoko | 40% | 135 |
| #8 | doot | 38% | 52 |
| #9 | Snowmoon | 30% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frame6476™ | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | doot | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | doot | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Rikuhachima Aru | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | puru | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuhachima Aru | 804 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | doot | 787 | 0.21 | 19 min |
| #3 | frame6476™ | 558 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | Kayoko | 243 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | puru | 224 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doot | +5.66 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | doot | +5.02 | 67 | 62 |
| #3 | masterbait | +0.28 | 47 | 60 |
| #4 | Minakami Yuki | -0.57 | 51 | 52 |
| #5 | frame6476™ | -1.07 | 27 | 55 |





