








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1853 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1351 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1638 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2420 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,778,786 of utility $240 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doot | 45% | 170 |
| #2 | Rikuhachima Aru | 41% | 197 |
| #3 | doot | 40% | 45 |
| #4 | Minakami Yuki | 40% | 135 |
| #5 | frame6476™ | 39% | 182 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | frame6476™ | 39% | 182 |
| #6 | puru | 38% | 40 |
| #7 | masterbait | 34% | 76 |
| #8 | Snowmoon | 30% | 80 |
| #9 | Roy from Boccher | 28% | 61 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frame6476™ | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Rikuhachima Aru | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | doot | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Minakami Yuki | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | doot | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuhachima Aru | 951 | 0.25 | 21 min |
| #2 | doot | 707 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #3 | frame6476™ | 624 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #4 | Minakami Yuki | 475 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #5 | masterbait | 227 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doot | +6.62 | 72 | 53 |
| #2 | doot | +5.57 | 74 | 53 |
| #3 | masterbait | +0.37 | 51 | 56 |
| #4 | Minakami Yuki | -0.15 | 53 | 51 |
| #5 | frame6476™ | -1.51 | 29 | 54 |





