








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 338 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2921 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3071 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3144 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2483 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3820 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $678,430 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sant | 58% | 125 |
| #2 | Minakami Yuki | 53% | 64 |
| #3 | frame6476™ | 47% | 79 |
| #4 | doot | 45% | 89 |
| #5 | puru | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | puru | 39% | 23 |
| #6 | Kayoko | 34% | 76 |
| #7 | Rikuhachima Aru | 32% | 108 |
| #8 | Roy from Boccher | 30% | 57 |
| #9 | Snowmoon | 28% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sant | 10 | 0.0042 |
| #2 | Kayoko | 6 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | frame6476™ | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | doot | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Minakami Yuki | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuhachima Aru | 575 | 0.27 | 13 min |
| #2 | doot | 333 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | frame6476™ | 287 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Sant | 249 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | Minakami Yuki | 230 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doot | +4.38 | 74 | 56 |
| #2 | Sant | +1.66 | 49 | 57 |
| #3 | masterbait | +0.45 | 49 | 58 |
| #4 | Minakami Yuki | -1.07 | 51 | 46 |
| #5 | frame6476™ | -1.38 | 31 | 55 |





