








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 800 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 281 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,064 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7414 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7313 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4086 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5251 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,037,315 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 486 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Box | 50% | 34 |
| #2 | frame6476™ | 48% | 233 |
| #3 | doot | 48% | 64 |
| #4 | doot | 47% | 296 |
| #5 | Minakami Yuki | 42% | 183 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Kayoko | 41% | 197 |
| #7 | puru | 37% | 52 |
| #8 | Snowmoon | 36% | 117 |
| #9 | masterbait | 32% | 108 |
| #10 | Roy from Boccher | 31% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frame6476™ | 14 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | doot | 10 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Kayoko | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | doot | 7 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | Minakami Yuki | 6 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doot | 1195 | 0.20 | 28 min |
| #2 | frame6476™ | 789 | 0.17 | 14 min |
| #3 | Minakami Yuki | 627 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #4 | Kayoko | 416 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #5 | masterbait | 331 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doot | +5.74 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | doot | +4.78 | 71 | 58 |
| #3 | Dr. Box | +3.93 | 68 | 62 |
| #4 | masterbait | +0.32 | 47 | 55 |
| #5 | Minakami Yuki | -0.31 | 50 | 50 |





