








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 918 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,905 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3817 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3278 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2879 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2931 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,083,527 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. Box | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | Rikuhachima Aru | 47% | 296 |
| #3 | frame6476™ | 46% | 243 |
| #4 | Minakami Yuki | 46% | 185 |
| #5 | puru | 46% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | puru | 46% | 57 |
| #6 | Kayoko | 45% | 170 |
| #7 | masterbait | 45% | 89 |
| #8 | Roy from Boccher | 35% | 57 |
| #9 | Snowmoon | 31% | 81 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuhachima Aru | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | frame6476™ | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Minakami Yuki | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Kayoko | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | masterbait | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rikuhachima Aru | 1384 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #2 | frame6476™ | 817 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | Minakami Yuki | 651 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #4 | Kayoko | 346 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #5 | masterbait | 264 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doot | +5.37 | 72 | 56 |
| #2 | Dr. Box | +4.00 | 67 | 60 |
| #3 | masterbait | +0.19 | 46 | 55 |
| #4 | Minakami Yuki | -0.88 | 47 | 50 |
| #5 | frame6476™ | -1.18 | 30 | 52 |





