








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 752 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4708 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9532 | 41% |
| Smokes | 2374 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 5893 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5201 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $503,684 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 679 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berkan62 | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | Peel ♥ | 56% | 70 |
| #3 | Förbannat | 53% | 51 |
| #4 | Ogrecrabs | 50% | 64 |
| #5 | Jonken | 49% | 132 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Lar74 | 45% | 151 |
| #11 | Max | 43% | 97 |
| #12 | Donkey | 42% | 88 |
| #13 | Olsson | 42% | 110 |
| #14 | samuel | 38% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elon Musk | 20 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | samuel | 9 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | Jonken | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Max | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Lar74 | 6 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Elon Musk | 806 | 0.21 | 24 min |
| #2 | Olsson | 262 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #3 | Jonken | 206 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Max | 203 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Peel ♥ | 177 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thunberg | +3.08 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | Elon Musk | +2.84 | 85 | 69 |
| #3 | Max | +2.67 | 78 | 55 |
| #4 | Berkan62 | +0.58 | 78 | 53 |
| #5 | Olsson | +0.36 | 58 | 65 |





